The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!