The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!