the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to sleep

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!