The power to stay a virgin

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!