- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power to think about useless power

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

The power to smell farts nearby

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

the power to die at will

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

Pointless Super Powers