The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to snore.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power of exact change

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to liquify yourself.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!