The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to hear morse code.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!