The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to have a power.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!