The power to be HUMAN

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!