the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!