the power to get STD's

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!