The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to think.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to see through pastry..

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!