The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power of asdfgh

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to die at will.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!