The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to read your own mind.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to swim on land

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to do nothing

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!