The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!