The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!