X-ray vision that only works on old mens clothes.

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be able to levitate over the seats of public toilets (no more nastieness)

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The power to see all things visible

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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to part grass.

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the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!