be able to levitate over the seats of public toilets (no more nastieness)

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The power to give this thumbs-up

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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The power to see all things visible

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X-ray vision that only works on old mens clothes.

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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

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the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to part grass.

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!