The power to raise your cholesterol level using only your mind.

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be able to levitate over the seats of public toilets (no more nastieness)

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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X-ray vision that only works on old mens clothes.

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to see all things visible

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to part grass.

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!