The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to die at will

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Guys, it's over.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!