The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!