The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The Power of cheese

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!