The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!