The power to talk to dust

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!