The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to fly in space

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to die at will.

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the power... to read this

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!