The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to wear crocs.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!