The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!