The power spite flower

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to die at will

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to have a small penis

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!