The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!