The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to be a human

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!