The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to eat food

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to die

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!