the ability to see into the past

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Black power

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!