The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to poke

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!