The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power... to read this

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!