The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!