The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!