The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!