The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!