The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!