the power to create a meme

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!