The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see through glass

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Dejavu

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Imortality.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!