The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to suck deez nuts

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to Google "Google".

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to write about power.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power of a power of a power of a power

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to be a bird that can't fly

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down -43

the super power of being a housewife..

thumb_up thumb_down +174

The power to brag about having a super power.

thumb_up thumb_down +162

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!