The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to speak Braille.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!