The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!