The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!