The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!