i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to go part way through walls

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!