The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!