The power to die at will.

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the power... to read this

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die at will.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!