The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to have a small penis

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!