The power to be super jewish

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to have a power.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to punch that like button

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to die at will

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The power to see through anything except air.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!