The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!