The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the power to die on command

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Dejavu

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!