The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to be half invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!