The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!