The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!